a day doesn’t go by where i dont end up romantically frustrated and just want to hold someones hand
HOW COME NOBODY TELLS ME WHEN WE HAVE COMPANY??
I JUST WALKED THROUGH MY HOUSE IN A SPORTS BRA SINGING THE OPENING SONG TO THE LION KING AND MY SISTER HAS TWO BOYS OVER.
JESUS WHAT HAVE I DONE
made a good first impression you cultured sex thing
if anybody’s wondering, i’m now best friends with both of them and they introduce me to people as ‘the one in the bra that i told you about’
when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering
i feel so weird saying my own name
I have a friend with the same name as me you know how weird that is